I thought this was kinda funny I dunno....


SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
2 men were talking.
 " So hows your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. im having social security sex"
"Social security sex?"
" Yeah, you know.. I get a little each month, but not enough to live on"

LOUD SEX
A wife went to a therapist and said,
"I have a problem doctor. everytime were in bed and my husband climaxes,he lets out an ear splitting yell." " My dear" he said " Thats completley natural! I dont see what the problem is"
"The problem is" she complained " it wakes me up"

QUIET SEX
 Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out  and asked his wife during a recent love making session " how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him and said " your never home"

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife  had a bitter quarrel on the day of there 40th anniversary
The husband yells " when you die im getting you a headstone that says HERE LIES MY WIFE- COLD AS EVER " yeah" she replies " and when you die Im getting you a headstone that says HERE LIES MY HUSBAND- STIFF AT LAST


A husband comes home with a bottle of K Y jelly and said " This will amke you happy tonight"
He was right.. when he left the bedroom the wife rubbed it on the door knobs and he couldnt get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says " Im going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
the woman says " Ill miss you"

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